[freakydeeky]

I was playing cards in a beachhouse, the weather was partly hurricanous, from Mexico, when we heard the news that Elvis crapped himself to death on the pot, kinda less than a graceful exit.

Check out his aged picture. Looks pretty normal...

[Black Knight]

Great post Sada.

[mart_knip]

Originally Posted by dooshman ↗

Actually, you're all wrong. There was never an Elvis Presley. He was actually a CIA operative, going by the name of Stingray. He was merely test the waters of this new craze called, "Rock 'n' Roll". When his duty was up in 1977, he went into hiding. He now lives in Nome, Alaska, under the name John Blue Cannon.

[carkees]

Elvis left the building ages ago.

[Barky]

You are all soooooo wrong. I am Elvis. If you rearrange the letters in my name, you get 'Evils.' You also get 'Veils', 'Lives' and, most importantly, 'Ivsle'. Do you think this is a coincidence? Because I don't.

[Barky]

Originally Posted by Shelbeano ^-^ ↗

Oh shit.. This is my jam. I live in Utah! Lol!

Nonsense. No one lives in Utah.

[Pelle]

Well, he was fat..

[richy_dong]

He deserved to died IMHO. his music was terrible and he was a cunt in general

[Jordy Death]

I was hoping for some autopsy pictures...not just a report...

[lion]

cute shelbeano