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Re: Death by Dildo, Old Man Dies From Dildo in Ass

This use to be my wallpaper. lol
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Re: Death by Dildo, Old Man Dies From Dildo in Ass

if you have to die, you may as well die doing what you love.
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Ha ha..................ha ha
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good god!
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They're seriously almost so huge that they would pop outta his mouth...
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Re: Death by Dildo, Old Man Dies From Dildo in Ass

i thought u said the dildos killed him
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the look on his face
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Re: Death by Dildo, Old Man Dies From Dildo in Ass

He should have devoted his inventiveness to curing heart disease - not drilling for mud bunnies.
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Thanks man,that was hilarious.I think I'm gonna have to find some way to work "drilling for mud bunnies" into a conversation.How,I have no idea!LOL!
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Re: Death by Dildo, Old Man Dies From Dildo in Ass

Makes me wonder if:

He ever got constipated
He could ever fart and have nothing leak out
He took great enjoyment in Donkey Shows
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