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Re: Death by Dildo, Old Man Dies From Dildo in Ass

I wonder where they sold those at that time? lol not that i want them..
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dirty old fucker. my ass is just for shitting out dirty turds.
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Worse than Albert Fish
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Now who would make dildos that damn big?!?!?! I wouldnt even want a really penis that size.............
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what an ass......
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yea, but seriously, dude had to be an engineer or something. Who thinks of that??? And then constructs it?? Amazing.
ya, he's a fucking dildo engineer!!!
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Look at that massive pleasure face expression...epic
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Look at that massive pleasure face expression...epic
Sticking a fucking liter bottle of soda up you're ass is pleasurable?? I would think it's more a pain thing..
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And when I visited grandpa in the nursing home, he loved arts and crafts. Since he was a retired engineer, I though he was building those paper machete Rockets to remember his contribution to his countries space program. Not to shove them up his sagging ass, and die of a heart attack.
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I wonder where they sold those at that time? lol not that i want them..

I believe you find them in the 1932 Sears Christmas catalogue under "prostate massagers: extreme".
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