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Re: Death by Dildo, Old Man Dies From Dildo in Ass

After seeing this again I don't even know how that's considered a 'dildo' lol
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is that real isit possible
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fuck he should of just had a horse fuck him in the ass just like that guy from seattle. oh wait that guy died too
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Unique experirnce of cumming and going at the same time.
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Awkward eulogy
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I guess it's a progressive thing. Start at age 19 with average sized dildos, stretch, lose sensation, move up a size to get the sensation back. Lather, rinse, repeat until you're 75 years old and being buggered by a rhinocerous is a walk in the park...
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This is the funniest thing I've seen today.
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Re: Death by Dildo, Old Man Dies From Dildo in Ass

I guess it's a progressive thing. Start at age 19 with average sized dildos, stretch, lose sensation, move up a size to get the sensation back. Lather, rinse, repeat until you're 75 years old and being buggered by a rhinocerous is a walk in the park...
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Re: Death by Dildo, Old Man Dies From Dildo in Ass

Pass the lube!!


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