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Hahaha, glad to be of some help. The first and pretty much only thought I had when I read this was, "OOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!"
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Oh, and holy huge episiotomy.
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Hahaha, glad to be of some help. The first and pretty much only thought I had when I read this was, "OOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!"

Mine, too!
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Damn... she's sitting on a bat cave now. That chuff wont ever be like it was...
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Re: Newborn George Weighs in at 15lb 7oz

A big, "ouch," to the mother!

One of my cousins had a son just under 18 pounds. Not funny to her husband, my blood cousin, but, all their kids were blue eyed blondes and the big baby was tan complected with dark hair.

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OOPS!! somebody had some 'splainin to do!! Was she natural childbirth too?? I think I would have DEMANDED a c-section! My boys were both over 9 lbs
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Hahaha, glad to be of some help. The first and pretty much only thought I had when I read this was, "OOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!"

Being in the US, my first thought would have been the Grand Canyon!
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OOPS!! somebody had some 'splainin to do!! Was she natural childbirth too?? I think I would have DEMANDED a c-section! My boys were both over 9 lbs

I don't remember and haven't seen them in years. She had babies every year back then so I'm guessing most likely natural.

My poor cousin and her were posing with the big baby in the local newspaper, too. What a blow to his ego that must have been!

I remember going with him to buy sanitary napkins because he felt funny. I told him they weren't going to think they were for him, but, I'd go in the store.


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