[Asgardian]

Charges dismissed by the judge. "Illegally shown evidence."

And I've still seen no good photos of this incident... :-(

[Asgardian]

Originally Posted by bigred35 ↗

I dont believe they can sue, all riders had to sign a waiver

Also, since this has been necro'd, just to clarify. I rode this - there was no waiver or anything you had to sign. You simply showed up, signed up for a slot if you were early in the morning, or waited in line for about an hour if you didn't show up in time to sign up, were weighed privately behind a curtain to verify you met requirements. Then after walking to the top, you were weighed a second time, before being told in what order you were to sit, based on that weighing. Then you strapped in and waited for the creep forward, then the drop.

My Velcro held fine. On the initial drop, it felt like almost borderline free-fall due to the speed, but by the time I hit that peak, the speed had dropped significantly. Disappointed though... the only part of you that really got wet at all on that slide, is your ankles as you walked out of the pool at the end...

[DogDemonic]

There’s still plenty of water parks that use those metal “safety nets” over their rides...Sure you won’t fly off the ride, but being launched into a human cheese grater isn’t any better.

[0dragon0]

Would suck to die after climbing all them stairs

[gimlet]

Originally Posted by HSO ↗

One of those bitches is a disgusting sow who makes me ill just to look at...

The other is the type I’d randomly fuck in a Burger King bathroom in another state, after very little sleep.

Nice find.

The fat "sow" probably added so much weight that the raft went too fast and the extra mass drove the boy's head deep into the wire net and had enough momentum (Mass X Velocity) to sever it. DR lesson: don't get on a waterpark slide with a farting porker.

"Burger King bathroom"? How could you? I can see you waiting in a ladies room stall for the BK fryer operating girl to take her break, pouncing on her from behind, sticking her head in the toilet bowl and raping her from behind. Just like a Holographic Sex Offender...

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

Originally Posted by JESUS ↗

One of those bitches is a disgusting sow who makes me ill just to look at...

The other is the type I’d randomly fuck in a Burger King bathroom in another state, after very little sleep.

Nice find.

Totally Sowish, and exactly the reason they should just install troughs in Burger King bathrooms.
That's to say, the sound of you making love into her betters may be a beneficial motivator.

[christianbeccy]

I know this is years old, but I'm still shocked by the basic nature of the failure. Having gathered speed down that first drop, even a 5-year old could predict that the riders will go through a negative-G moment at the crest of the hump causing them to leave the 'track'. Roller Coasters that are designed to do this have a wheels on the underside of the track to prevent the coaster leaving the track completely.

Basic design failure.

[el_topo]

Originally Posted by christianbeccy ↗

I know this is years old, but I'm still shocked by the basic nature of the failure. Having gathered speed down that first drop, even a 5-year old could predict that the riders will go through a negative-G moment at the crest of the hump causing them to leave the 'track'. Roller Coasters that are designed to do this have a wheels on the underside of the track to prevent the coaster leaving the track completely.

Basic design failure.

Yeah any 5 year old kid might’ve figured that one out, but remember this kid had faith and Jesus on his side

[el_topo]

Originally Posted by JESUS ↗

Yes.

The kid died because he was a Christian.

Death on waterslides is how Barry Obama punished the faithful.

No you dumbass he died because he was a naive little cunt like you. Learn to read

[Imgoingtovomit]

can't believe the guys who made the slide aren't in jail