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Old 02-27-2019, 03:19 AM
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Re: Child Dies at Kansas Schlitterbahn on World's Tallest Water Slide

Charges dismissed by the judge. "Illegally shown evidence."

And I've still seen no good photos of this incident... :-(

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Old 02-27-2019, 03:29 AM
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Re: Child Dies at Kansas Schlitterbahn on World's Tallest Water Slide

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I dont believe they can sue, all riders had to sign a waiver
Also, since this has been necro'd, just to clarify. I rode this - there was no waiver or anything you had to sign. You simply showed up, signed up for a slot if you were early in the morning, or waited in line for about an hour if you didn't show up in time to sign up, were weighed privately behind a curtain to verify you met requirements. Then after walking to the top, you were weighed a second time, before being told in what order you were to sit, based on that weighing. Then you strapped in and waited for the creep forward, then the drop.

My Velcro held fine. On the initial drop, it felt like almost borderline free-fall due to the speed, but by the time I hit that peak, the speed had dropped significantly. Disappointed though... the only part of you that really got wet at all on that slide, is your ankles as you walked out of the pool at the end...

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Old 03-01-2019, 06:52 PM
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Re: Child Dies at Kansas Schlitterbahn on World's Tallest Water Slide

There’s still plenty of water parks that use those metal “safety nets” over their rides...Sure you won’t fly off the ride, but being launched into a human cheese grater isn’t any better.

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Old 04-24-2019, 04:03 PM
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Re: Child Dies at Kansas Schlitterbahn on World's Tallest Water Slide

Would suck to die after climbing all them stairs

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Old 06-01-2019, 05:18 AM
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Re: Child Dies at Kansas Schlitterbahn on World's Tallest Water Slide

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A few more pics that I just found, since the thread has been bumped. 2nd pic is of the two women passengers that were in the raft with Caleb.
One of those bitches is a disgusting sow who makes me ill just to look at...

The other is the type I’d randomly fuck in a Burger King bathroom in another state, after very little sleep.

Nice find.

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One of those bitches is a disgusting sow who makes me ill just to look at...

The other is the type I’d randomly fuck in a Burger King bathroom in another state, after very little sleep.

Nice find.

The fat "sow" probably added so much weight that the raft went too fast and the extra mass drove the boy's head deep into the wire net and had enough momentum (Mass X Velocity) to sever it. DR lesson: don't get on a waterpark slide with a farting porker.

"Burger King bathroom"? How could you? I can see you waiting in a ladies room stall for the BK fryer operating girl to take her break, pouncing on her from behind, sticking her head in the toilet bowl and raping her from behind. Just like a Holographic Sex Offender...

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The fat "sow" probably added so much weight that the raft went too fast and the extra mass drove the boy's head deep into the wire net and had enough momentum (Mass X Velocity) to sever it. DR lesson: don't get on a waterpark slide with a farting porker.

"Burger King bathroom"? How could you? I can see you waiting in a ladies room stall for the BK fryer operating girl to take her break, pouncing on her from behind, sticking her head in the toilet bowl and raping her from behind. Just like a Holographic Sex Offender...





I hate fat chicks.

...mainly cuz they’re dumb.

That’s why they’re fat; they’re too dumb to know any better.

Long story short: I wish more fat bitches died grisly deaths at shady waterparks.

I mean- that’s not to say I don’t love it when children get mangled there...I just wish some lardass cunts bit it too

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One of those bitches is a disgusting sow who makes me ill just to look at...

The other is the type I’d randomly fuck in a Burger King bathroom in another state, after very little sleep.

Nice find.
Totally Sowish, and exactly the reason they should just install troughs in Burger King bathrooms.
That's to say, the sound of you making love into her betters may be a beneficial motivator.

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Old 01-20-2020, 06:32 AM
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Re: Child Dies at Kansas Schlitterbahn on World's Tallest Water Slide

I know this is years old, but I'm still shocked by the basic nature of the failure. Having gathered speed down that first drop, even a 5-year old could predict that the riders will go through a negative-G moment at the crest of the hump causing them to leave the 'track'. Roller Coasters that are designed to do this have a wheels on the underside of the track to prevent the coaster leaving the track completely.

Basic design failure.

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I know this is years old, but I'm still shocked by the basic nature of the failure. Having gathered speed down that first drop, even a 5-year old could predict that the riders will go through a negative-G moment at the crest of the hump causing them to leave the 'track'. Roller Coasters that are designed to do this have a wheels on the underside of the track to prevent the coaster leaving the track completely.

Basic design failure.
Yeah any 5 year old kid might’ve figured that one out, but remember this kid had faith and Jesus on his side

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