[The Krokodil]

Damn accident!! I don't know how in the fuck the old dude did not die!! Probably cause the tractor is not as heavy as it seems?

[Desensitisation]

Originally Posted by Worsen ↗

Everyone is entitled to a brain fart now and again..

Yeah, but he almost got his brain farted clean out of his head thanks to his stupidity...

[BiothDaSloth]

Lucky dude there.

My aunt was a passenger on a tractor and fell off the back, landing on top of the spinning PTO shaft that drives the shredder. Tore a massive chunk out of her quadricep.

[Evil Twin]

You would think that since he's the one inspecting it, he would know what that lever was for.

[MrCorpse]

Dopey old cunt, must have been very lucky to reach old age.

[durt]

Originally Posted by martyl63 ↗

This happens more than you think. I had a friend in high school that fell off a D8 and crushed his head.

If you're careless, farm equipment is deadly

[mparryuk52]

Originally Posted by Davis916 ↗

You are right. I have seen several people in similar tractor accidents. We once had an employee on our Rice farm and he walked behind the tractor to take a piss. He did not have the brake set and it gravity caused the gear shifter to engage 2 gear. He was luicky that the field was very wet and those big tires smashed him into the ground. My dad had to dig him out with a shovel. Now, I saw a man get run over by a D7 Cat track layer and we had to scoup up is brains with a spatula.

This sounds like bullshit unfortunately, you had to 'dig' a guy out of the ground? Did the soil actively cover him up, I mean surely he could just stand up? Also, where do you live? You had to 'scoop up his brain with a spatula,' again sounds like utter bullshit, surely the ambulance personnel would do that, including the forensic detectives? Or perhaps you were delivering us some satire? x

[sweep100]

My father had his trousers torn off by a pto shaft, had he been wearing jeans,, he would have been spinning at 540 rpm