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Re: Here Comes Santa Claus

Looks like the safety catch harness didn't catch him until AFTER he bounced.

Should have stuck to the reindeer.
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Re: Here Comes Santa Claus

Should have kept Santa on a shorter safety cord. Probably didn't account for his "bowl full of jelly" belly. I don't think Santa is going to be jolly again for some time.

That's downright disturbing.
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Re: Here Comes Santa Claus

Looks like the safety catch harness didn't catch him until AFTER he bounced.

Should have stuck to the reindeer.
That’s not how those work- they’re just used to retrieve the body.
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Re: Here Comes Santa Claus

That’s not how those work- they’re just used to retrieve the body.
Well, the ones we used on aircraft were designed to lock if we dropped about 12". We were ALWAYS "tied off" on top of an aircraft. We were sitting and working on horizontal stabilizers 50'-70' feet off the ground. Same if you were on top of the fuselage. If you lost your footing, you were going DOWN without the harnesses.
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Re: Here Comes Santa Claus

I like it when they make the safety rope 6" too long

Nice bounce fatman
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Re: Here Comes Santa Claus

I can’t!
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Re: Here Comes Santa Claus

There for a minute I thought he was going to try it again.
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Re: Here Comes Santa Claus

they make that much support and publicity effort for a stupid stunt like that?

a waste of resources.
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