Woke culture of today, haven't a clue on how to resolve simple issues like this.. for one, there should always be a fire blanket in a cooking area, even in your own home, or even use a damp towel or similar, that's the first quick fix, the second is to just kill yourself if you can't do option 1 because you are useless.
Oh fuck off! What does this have to do with “woke culture”?