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Re: Fuck Guys, I Don't Know What to Do

Cover the fire with a pot lid, clear the smoke, order Door Dash, and prepare to suck a dick after dinner. That's what you do.
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Gotta stop the oxygen. As Ride said, put the lid on. Or, dump salt or baking soda on it. Turn the stove off and move the pan to a cool burner as soon as practical, at least it will burn itself out after a while.

NEVER put water onto a grease fire, it'll explode. I keep a CO2 extinguisher in my kitchen, they suck compared to standard ABC dry chemical extinguishers because the fire can instantly relight whereas ABC will continue to smother after you stop spraying. But, CO2 is nice because it won't trash your kitchen or food. Every kitchen, or at least every home, should have a fire extinguisher. Get you a 2.5-5lb ABC for your car and a 5lb ABC for your kitchen, and a 5-10lb CO2 for your kitchen if you don't want to clean up powder that'll get onto everything.
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Flour and a lid innit?
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~ For first safety starters, Always keep a pan cover handy, and don't lift it up for a while, so the fire can smother itself out.
That'll leave you enough time to hysterically panic on your own, & you can then work on smothering yourself out.
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Well you're all wrong! Putting a cover on it would be a good idea but what she clearly needs to do is pour that hot grease on herself and spare us from her stupidity polluting the gene pool then we can add the video to the death section.
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Gotta stop the oxygen.
You got this part right...but I mean for the lady, not the fire.
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Sit on it u twat.
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You could literally pour flour or baking soda on it and it would immediately smother the flames. I have a fire extinguisher just for this preventable crap.


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