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In event of overturning hold tightly to steering wheel, do not attempt to jump off, if you do jump off and survive don't be a cunt and do the same next time.
or jump from the high side,a friends mom was crushed when the jeep she was in started to roll over and she jumped out the lo side and the roll bar crushed her head.this was on the Rubicon trail in northern california when when i was about 10,think it was the first trauma id seen.
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Yes Quartermain , Automatic translation sometimes leads to inconsistencies and is very funny ....

Almost as much as those who break your balls while they have understood your fucking message en englais d'enculé
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Harf sorry I was a little dry,but I do not know all the technical terms in english.Call-against-call here "Appel-contre-Appel" It consists simply to put the wheels in support generally at the beginning of turn whith a "left/right" . I do not know how to say it in English .
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Perhaps the scooters on the left and right side of the road surprised the driver? If so, just hit the brakes and don't do the panic-slalom that killed your dumb ass.
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If I walked outside and saw that scene I'd be like "who the fuck moved my scooter?!?"
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Harf sorry I was a little dry,but I do not know all the technical terms in english.Call-against-call here "Appel-contre-Appel" It consists simply to put the wheels in support generally at the beginning of turn whith a "left/right" . I do not know how to say it in English .
Counter turning is certainly more accurate to translate...Appel contre appel is tipically french, no translation. but for a french, that was a funny mistake to read.
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or jump from the high side,a friends mom was crushed when the jeep she was in started to roll over and she jumped out the lo side and the roll bar crushed her head.this was on the Rubicon trail in northern california when when i was about 10,think it was the first trauma id seen.
cool story bro
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That person was lucky they weren't operating their scooter at that moment.


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