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01-10-2023, 11:52 PM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
Rule # 3: keep camera still, what are you afraid it’s gunna bite you through the screen
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01-10-2023, 11:58 PM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
Was that the bear's boneyard at the bottom of the frame?
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01-11-2023, 12:11 AM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
I 've heard this joke before but a slightly different version of it. Two guys are out hiking in the woods when they encounter a bear. It makes movements that it's about to charge. Guy 1: I'm gonna make a run for it. Guy 2: Dude, what's the point? You can't outrun a bear. Guy 1: I know that I can't outrun the bear. I just need to outrun you! |
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01-11-2023, 02:08 AM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
humans are such an easy prey for bears.
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01-11-2023, 03:03 AM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
#1 rule on avoiding getting eaten or killed by anything that is capable of doing so... don't keep them caged up and on display for profit. That bear was going to eat someone someday and will again if given the chance. IF they didn't destroy him after this.
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01-11-2023, 04:50 AM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
The poor bear will probably pay for the zookeepers incompetence too.
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01-11-2023, 05:39 AM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
I want him to take me to his supplier  |
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01-11-2023, 01:00 PM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
Bear shouldn’t be in that shitty enclosure to begin with!
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01-11-2023, 05:43 PM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
Rather than peacefully living decades in that shit hole he took his shot. I can’t blame that bear for being cranky.
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01-11-2023, 05:48 PM
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Re: Zookeeper Forgets to Close Gate, Gets Mauled by Bear
I wonder if the outcome would've been the same had he not panicked and got behind his back like that.
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