[TheCruxofBag]

Andijan, Uzbekistan. Sorry for shitty quality.

A zookeeper employee, identified only as A.G., entered the enclosure at the zoo to feed a brown bear, when he neglected to close the gate separating him from the bear.

When the zookeeper noticed that the bear was right behind him, he quickly tried to scurry out the exit, but the bear pounced on him.

The bear then dragged the man's body towards the centre of the enclosure. Other zookeepers attempted to pelt the bear with wooden planks and stones, before two entered the pit and fended the bear off with long poles. By then, however, the zookeeper was dead.

[hubsdrunk]

Bear Rule #1: Don't run towards the bear.

Bear Rule #2: Playing dead will result in death.

[KansasKid]

[bliss]

Time to hire a new intern!

[Tornadolen]

Someone has to Bear responsibility for leaving that gate open

[pokerplay]

Lot of bears downtown in my neck of the woods. They see twinks or sometimes twunks (if the twink's been working out), then they attack. Usually play some ABBA or George Michael, then when the twink is thoroughly swept off his knees, the bear throws in the hard stuff...that's right....frankie goes to hollywood. After that its just bear on twink action. Sometimes its gets rough, dramatized in the film Revenant with leonardo dicaprio. Sometimes it gets real sweet though, like in The Edge with Alec Baldwin. Deleted scenes show Alec and the Bear hanging out on set, sharing stories of bear whores, and sniffing up bear cocaine together. They say you can't turn your back on a bear, but you can. Just make sure you have a bit of lube.

[Superdude4411]

Originally Posted by pokerplay ↗

Lot of bears downtown in my neck of the woods. They see twinks or sometimes twunks (if the twink's been working out), then they attack. Usually play some ABBA or George Michael, then when the twink is thoroughly swept off his knees, the bear throws in the hard stuff...that's right....frankie goes to hollywood. After that its just bear on twink action. Sometimes its gets rough, dramatized in the film Revenant with leonardo dicaprio. Sometimes it gets real sweet though, like in The Edge with Alec Baldwin. Deleted scenes show Alec and the Bear hanging out on set, sharing stories of bear whores, and sniffing up bear cocaine together. They say you can't turn your back on a bear, but you can. Just make sure you have a bit of lube.

Did I just read?

[pa28Pilot]

Originally Posted by pokerplay ↗

Lot of bears downtown in my neck of the woods. They see twinks or sometimes twunks (if the twink's been working out), then they attack. Usually play some ABBA or George Michael, then when the twink is thoroughly swept off his knees, the bear throws in the hard stuff...that's right....frankie goes to hollywood. After that its just bear on twink action. Sometimes its gets rough, dramatized in the film Revenant with leonardo dicaprio. Sometimes it gets real sweet though, like in The Edge with Alec Baldwin. Deleted scenes show Alec and the Bear hanging out on set, sharing stories of bear whores, and sniffing up bear cocaine together. They say you can't turn your back on a bear, but you can. Just make sure you have a bit of lube.

Thanks for the information my friend, much appreciated.

[Major_Tom]

Originally Posted by pokerplay ↗

Lot of bears downtown in my neck of the woods. They see twinks or sometimes twunks (if the twink's been working out), then they attack. Usually play some ABBA or George Michael, then when the twink is thoroughly swept off his knees, the bear throws in the hard stuff...that's right....frankie goes to hollywood. After that its just bear on twink action. Sometimes its gets rough, dramatized in the film Revenant with leonardo dicaprio. Sometimes it gets real sweet though, like in The Edge with Alec Baldwin. Deleted scenes show Alec and the Bear hanging out on set, sharing stories of bear whores, and sniffing up bear cocaine together. They say you can't turn your back on a bear, but you can. Just make sure you have a bit of lube.

You feeling ok old chap?

[ironmike]

Guy goes bear hunting. Sees a bear, takes shot with his rifle and misses. Bear chases him down, pulls off the hunter’s pants and fucks him in the ass.
Enraged, the hunter comes back again with a machine gun, runs into the same bear, shoots and misses. Bear chases him down and fucks him in the ass. Now the hunter is really pissed. Comes back again with a bazooka. Sees the same bear, shoots and misses. Bear chases him down, flips him over, pulls down the hunter’s pants and whispers in his ear “something tells me you don’t come here for the hunting”.