[koipin]

This is where a good wank does wonders to the mind.
Love is an infestation of the brain tissue. The dopamine released at the point of orgasm overrides the infestation and achieves a state of apathy.
Better to be a wanker than a dead sop

[icehole]

he used to fall in love, now he's just fallin'

[patootie]

Someone needs to add in that falling whistle sound effect and then a puff of smoke rising up just like in the Wyle E Coyote
cartoons.

[Major_Tom]

Originally Posted by patootie ↗

Someone needs to add in that falling whistle sound effect and then a puff of smoke rising up just like in the Wyle E Coyote
cartoons.

I was thinking the Half Life gib effect.

[BRVTALIST]

The car alarm

[><0300><]

She already has another dick in her anyway

[Mongolian60]

Originally Posted by Mmichael ↗

Masturbation saves lives

HandJob Hanna never lets you down.

[Mongolian60]

Originally Posted by ><0300>< ↗

She already has another dick in her anyway

Getting stretched

[Cryptkeeper]

Fantastic acoustics. You can hear the metal "ring" as he falls away.

[wildaxboxer]

At that age you think its the end of the world when your so-called love is not reciprocating, if only he held on a little longer...no pun intended