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03-13-2026, 05:56 PM
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Worker Dies After Putting His Head Under Printing Press
Piliyandala, Colombo, Sri Lanka A 27-year-old machine operator died after his head was fatally struck by a printing press at a private printing facility. The incident occurred when the employee, identified as Milinda M.W., was performing routine duties on the machinery. The printing press suffered a malfunction, and Milinda directed his head under the machine to find the fault. Without warning, the machine activated automatically, striking Milinda's head and causing fatal injuries. |
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03-13-2026, 08:15 PM
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Re: Worker Dies After Putting His Head Under Printing Press
STOP THE PRESSES!
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03-13-2026, 09:39 PM
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Re: Worker Dies After Putting His Head Under Printing Press
Interesting. It looked less deadly than it is.
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03-13-2026, 11:22 PM
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Re: Worker Dies After Putting His Head Under Printing Press
They promoted him the "Head Pressman!"  |
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03-14-2026, 05:13 AM
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Re: Worker Dies After Putting His Head Under Printing Press
Mom & dad always made a point of reminding me never to put my head under a printing press. I blame his parents for failing in their duties.
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03-14-2026, 05:23 AM
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Re: Worker Dies After Putting His Head Under Printing Press
Looks like he pressed for that to happen.
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03-14-2026, 05:49 AM
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Re: Worker Dies After Putting His Head Under Printing Press
Imagine being that stupid.
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03-14-2026, 06:01 AM
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Re: Worker Dies After Putting His Head Under Printing Press
Who would have saw that coming! That's quite a prescient death.
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03-14-2026, 09:46 AM
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Re: Worker Dies After Putting His Head Under Printing Press
the pen is mightier than the moron
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