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Re: Worker Dies After Putting His Head Under Printing Press

An inevitable conclusion to a moronic decision.

I guess he was pressed for time
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I wish more Sri Lankans would do this!!!
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Re: Worker Dies After Putting His Head Under Printing Press

I don't think it was an accident.
I worked for a time at a printing company, granted our presses were big like newspaper printing presses, these are more like glorified copy machines. It almost looks like screen printing.
Anyway, usually there are two buttons the operator needs to press, to ensure neither hand is in the press. You can see him set the paper in place then put his hands underneath, pressing the buttons, bringing the press down.
I think the other guy didn't work there, rather he was just hanging out. He was probably thinking it would be funny, thinking that it couldn't hurt him, after all, how much pressure do you need to hold mere paper in place?
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Re: Worker Dies After Putting His Head Under Printing Press

If he put his head "under" the printing press he'd still be alive. The problem is he put it "in" the printing press.
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Re: Worker Dies After Putting His Head Under Printing Press

I just can't seem to get my head around it What a complete and total moronic Darwinian I think he was drunk or something to keep playing Russian Roulette with his printing press
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Re: Worker Dies After Putting His Head Under Printing Press

It is a single color press looks like. I too worked with much larger printers sheet and roll fed. These are low volume presses here. The clamp pressure though is in the tons most likely. Not sure how old the video is but today equipment you can't get your head into a press without breaking a proximity switch or photo eye. No guard on that one. The guillotine cutters we had were massive and used the 2 palm button switch. That just protects the operator. On big machines you have a helper also so thus the light curtain double safety.
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Re: Worker Dies After Putting His Head Under Printing Press

Interesting. It looked less deadly than it is.
I said the EXACT same thing when I saw the video. I mean, WORD for WORD. Well, except I said "was" instead of "is" as that last word.


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