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03-08-2025, 02:58 PM
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Re: Woman Tries to Shoot Ex Dead at Snack Bar, Ends Up Getting Shot Instead
Reminds me of an very old joke. Guy goes into a public restroom and stands at the urinal. In walks this guy waving & shaking his hands in front of him like a spastic. "Excuse me, can you help me?" he says to the first guy. "Can you unzip my fly and take out my peen?" The first guy feels sorry for the spastic so he obliges. Meanwhile, the 2nd guy is still waving and shaking his hands about as he does his business. After he pees, he says "Now can you take my peen and shake off the drops and put it back in, and zip up my fly?" Really embarrassed now, first guy does it nonetheless. Then the second guy starts blowing on his hands and shaking them and says, "Oh, thank goodness! I thought my fingernail polish would never dry!" Er, it's funnier told in person when you can shake and wave your hands about and blow on your fingernails. |
