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01-23-2021, 02:42 PM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,691
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Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
Ecuador, After 4 A.M. on Sunday, January 17, 2021, during torrential rainfall, two armed hitmen arrived at a house where an illegal bar was operating. The hitmen entered the bar and almost immediately started shooting as they were looking for the owners. The woman C. L. C. M, 32, was shot in the head and died. After identifying, the male, G. C. M, they shot him around 10 times. Seven bullets hit him directly. Autopsy showed that the woman had a bullet hole at the top of her head and the man had two bullet wounds in the neck, one in the head, two in the left arm, two more in the right arm and one in the torso. An expert told that both deaths were caused by a 32 caliber gun. |
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01-23-2021, 02:51 PM
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 Amateur Gynecologist Poster Rank:118 born again lesbian Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 13,729 13,729Posts 15,542Thanked 4,594Quoted 69Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
Damn that was some shitty work and some shitty pistols. Probably Jimenez firearms or equivalent.
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01-23-2021, 03:06 PM
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 Ph-Italian Vulpino Poster Rank:60 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 25,483
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
panic at the disco  |
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01-23-2021, 04:02 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:302 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 4,310
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
Jimenez, Jennings, Bryco, Raven, Lorcin, etc., all the same garbage.
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01-23-2021, 05:17 PM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:303 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,283 4,283Posts 23,545Thanked 1,439Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
That rooster crowing at the end was poetic.
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01-23-2021, 09:19 PM
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
That's some neighborhood justice for having people in your home during a pandemic.
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01-24-2021, 12:33 AM
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
This type of place was referred to as a "speakeasy" in the U.S. back during Prohibition (1920-1933). Basically, an illegal bar. I see the guy get shot but I can't see where the woman gets shot. |
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01-24-2021, 01:10 AM
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
It is a wonder their auto loaders function at all, being covered in caca.
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01-24-2021, 03:10 AM
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 My Rank: SECOND LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:256 Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 5,515 5,515Posts 9,279Thanked 994Quoted 2Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
Yeah, but I think the speakeasy's were a bit more classier than this dump. Why do fat people wear lycria spandex or polyester wear?  "What a dump!", Bette Davis |
