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01-23-2021, 02:42 PM
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Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
Ecuador, After 4 A.M. on Sunday, January 17, 2021, during torrential rainfall, two armed hitmen arrived at a house where an illegal bar was operating. The hitmen entered the bar and almost immediately started shooting as they were looking for the owners. The woman C. L. C. M, 32, was shot in the head and died. After identifying, the male, G. C. M, they shot him around 10 times. Seven bullets hit him directly. Autopsy showed that the woman had a bullet hole at the top of her head and the man had two bullet wounds in the neck, one in the head, two in the left arm, two more in the right arm and one in the torso. An expert told that both deaths were caused by a 32 caliber gun. |
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01-23-2021, 02:51 PM
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
Damn that was some shitty work and some shitty pistols. Probably Jimenez firearms or equivalent.
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01-23-2021, 03:06 PM
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
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01-23-2021, 04:02 PM
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
Jimenez, Jennings, Bryco, Raven, Lorcin, etc., all the same garbage.
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01-23-2021, 05:17 PM
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
That rooster crowing at the end was poetic.
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01-23-2021, 09:19 PM
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
That's some neighborhood justice for having people in your home during a pandemic.
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01-24-2021, 12:33 AM
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
This type of place was referred to as a "speakeasy" in the U.S. back during Prohibition (1920-1933). Basically, an illegal bar. I see the guy get shot but I can't see where the woman gets shot. |
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01-24-2021, 01:10 AM
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
It is a wonder their auto loaders function at all, being covered in caca.
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01-24-2021, 03:10 AM
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Re: Two Hitmen Walk into a Bar......
Yeah, but I think the speakeasy's were a bit more classier than this dump. Why do fat people wear lycria spandex or polyester wear?  "What a dump!", Bette Davis |
