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hard to see a train with bright lights in the dark
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Good advice: don't try to beat the train unless you have a V8 under the hood. Lawn mower engines don't have much acceleration.
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See you in hell stupid.
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The tuk tuk is now a hood ornament. Fuck it. Just leave it and sell the seats.
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Darwin touched him with his sprightly finger, and he floated away like an angel on the breeze.


Except for the impact, of course.
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Now they gotta tuk-tuk his stupid corpse nicely into a cough-cough-coffin
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Tuk-tuk
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Is everyone finished with the tuk-tuk jokes? Because Im tuk-tukered out of them
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How long is a tuk tuk? 1,50 meters? Still he managed to get hit right in the fucking middle by a train. Good job.
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..body of a missing boy named Ray Brower near the town of Castle Rock
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