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06-02-2024, 06:51 PM
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Re: Tow Truck Driver Dies by Cut Throat After Forgetting to Apply Handbrake
More like a crushed neck than a cut throat.  |
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06-02-2024, 08:16 PM
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Re: Tow Truck Driver Dies by Cut Throat After Forgetting to Apply Handbrake
In the transportation industry this is known as “failure to secure”.
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06-02-2024, 09:19 PM
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Re: Tow Truck Driver Dies by Cut Throat After Forgetting to Apply Handbrake
In the funeral industry this is known as a "closed casket job"
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06-02-2024, 11:32 PM
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Re: Tow Truck Driver Dies by Cut Throat After Forgetting to Apply Handbrake
He's not gonna get a head of this injury
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06-03-2024, 06:35 AM
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Re: Tow Truck Driver Dies by Cut Throat After Forgetting to Apply Handbrake
I would have bought an empanada for the dog. Everyone is scarfing them down and the dog is thinking, "Hey, how about me? Somebody?"
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06-03-2024, 06:46 AM
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Re: Tow Truck Driver Dies by Cut Throat After Forgetting to Apply Handbrake
That wasn't a Colombian necktie.
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06-03-2024, 07:43 AM
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Re: Tow Truck Driver Dies by Cut Throat After Forgetting to Apply Handbrake
IKR, it was more like a Colombian "A little off the top" affair.
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06-03-2024, 07:46 AM
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Re: Tow Truck Driver Dies by Cut Throat After Forgetting to Apply Handbrake
thats a first horizontal guillotine ever made  |
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06-03-2024, 07:48 AM
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Re: Tow Truck Driver Dies by Cut Throat After Forgetting to Apply Handbrake
Don’t worry - my throat will protect your windshield from damage Turned him into a human PEZ dispenser |
