[RUTHIE7]

I'd be screaming '"Yaahooo!!!" On the way down!

What a pleasure to be leaving all this 'humanity.'

When we're supposed to care about our fellow man, and support our lived ones.

Yet, noone really actually does. Ain't that the truth.

I can understand this way out. Absolutely.

[docfr8]

That was one hell of a belly flop

[Brynjar]

Originally Posted by EYESwide85 ↗

True story, I worked, for a short time at animal control, had a dead deer I was transfering from the tailgate of my truck to one of the barrels we stored animal corpes in. This deer was a big one!!! weighed more than any deer I've ever hunted. Since the head was what ended up near the tailgate by the time I got to the facility thats the way I pulled the DOE(important info) out, half way over the edge of my tailgate allowing gravity to do the rest of the work, where ever the head goes the body will follow, Right??? It took about a half second for me to process the situation;
1. It's the middle of summer
2. That means she's pretty blown up!!!
3. I just sent this bloated, rotting from the inside out doe,head
down ass up(Phrase related to another story for another
time.....no dead anything involved)
4. I'm in the line of fire of bodily juices that have formed from
decomposition

A pinkish yellowish greenish mist spurted from her ass and vaginal holes like a sperm whale breaching the ocean, and weirdly enough I remember the sun highlighting each sprayed forth partical. To answer everybodies question at this point, No I did not catch a face full, I, post Matrix, dodged that spray quicker and more effectively than I've dodged anything in my entire life, hands down!

That was Bambi's mother.

[XxMutilatedxX]

Great find! Always a rare treat to see a proper angle of the splatter and aftermath.

[mantara32]

She hit the pavement so hard that even a piece of trash was blown away by the impact...

[kill_kinglion]

Another Mr. Bean Introduction Scene

[John Doenut]

A pinkish yellowish greenish mist spurted from her ass and vaginal holes like a sperm whale breaching the ocean, and weirdly enough I remember the sun highlighting each sprayed forth partical. To answer everybodies question at this point, No I did not catch a face full, I, post Matrix, dodged that spray quicker and more effectively than I've dodged anything in my entire life, hands down![/QUOTE]

Had it been a whale which had snotted all over you, then you’d be one lucky bastard. Ambergris (whale snot) is worth thousands of £££ per kilo.

[iPlayTheTriangle]

That was a proper yeet of a belly flop