[BigNoLove]

[sexpig4u]

squirts out the back door

[rhubarb_king]

Woohoo pink mist!

[Ferocity]

Imagine if a tooth flew out and hit you in the forehead! I bet you'd it leave a mark

[Pyramid_Head]

Get splashed on like at Sea World.

[Bassmasterkush]

Originally Posted by Ferocity ↗

Imagine if a tooth flew out and hit you in the forehead! I bet you'd it leave a mark

That's the first thing that you thought of? Lol

I like your imagination

[Suicide_Note]

Ever click on a thread, look away for a few moments, and then forget what you initially clicked on? I saw the road and was expecting a car accident. Imagine my surprise when Admiral Bellyflop came in for a landing.

[EYESwide85]

True story, I worked, for a short time at animal control, had a dead deer I was transfering from the tailgate of my truck to one of the barrels we stored animal corpes in. This deer was a big one!!! weighed more than any deer I've ever hunted. Since the head was what ended up near the tailgate by the time I got to the facility thats the way I pulled the DOE(important info) out, half way over the edge of my tailgate allowing gravity to do the rest of the work, where ever the head goes the body will follow, Right??? It took about a half second for me to process the situation;
1. It's the middle of summer
2. That means she's pretty blown up!!!
3. I just sent this bloated, rotting from the inside out doe,head
down ass up(Phrase related to another story for another
time.....no dead anything involved)
4. I'm in the line of fire of bodily juices that have formed from
decomposition

A pinkish yellowish greenish mist spurted from her ass and vaginal holes like a sperm whale breaching the ocean, and weirdly enough I remember the sun highlighting each sprayed forth partical. To answer everybodies question at this point, No I did not catch a face full, I, post Matrix, dodged that spray quicker and more effectively than I've dodged anything in my entire life, hands down!

[Suicide_Note]

Originally Posted by EYESwide85 ↗

True story, I worked, for a short time at animal control, had a dead deer I was transfering from the tailgate of my truck to one of the barrels we stored animal corpes in. This deer was a big one!!! weighed more than any deer I've ever hunted. Since the head was what ended up near the tailgate by the time I got to the facility thats the way I pulled the DOE(important info) out, half way over the edge of my tailgate allowing gravity to do the rest of the work, where ever the head goes the body will follow, Right??? It took about a half second for me to process the situation;
1. It's the middle of summer
2. That means she's pretty blown up!!!
3. I just sent this bloated, rotting from the inside out doe,head
down ass up(Phrase related to another story for another
time.....no dead anything involved)
4. I'm in the line of fire of bodily juices that have formed from
decomposition

A pinkish yellowish greenish mist spurted from her ass and vaginal holes like a sperm whale breaching the ocean, and weirdly enough I remember the sun highlighting each sprayed forth partical. To answer everybodies question at this point, No I did not catch a face full, I, post Matrix, dodged that spray quicker and more effectively than I've dodged anything in my entire life, hands down!

You lucky bastard.

[acrux]

Some serious projectile