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Like who looks down into the barrel Lord Jesus!!!
they look down the barrel to see jesus, apparently.

check everywhere, especially the barrel of a gun!!
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Conciously and deliberately pointing a gun at your face is not an accident it's stupidity, plain and simple.
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They are smarter as this guy
I'm pretty sure they would have been way more interested in the hot boiled peanuts than looking down the barrel of the pistol.
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Most of these people are Punjabis. Punjab is a backwater area of India filled with an ethnic group of people called "Punjabis".

They are mostly hooligans and are silly people. They are famous for the distinct looks, music, and turbans (towel head Indians).


It is a wasteland full of mostly desperate farmers that export their children to the West.

They have taken over 7/11s, truck businesses across Canada and North America.


Other Indians give them a wide berth knowing they are not the sharpest people.

Other Indians degrade them for their:

Lack of interest in science or technology
Silly dances
Silly behavior


They race tractors there in Punjab and have stickers of Ak-47s on tractors and captions such as "gangsta farmer".


These people are basically jokers. This fellow's behavior does not surprise me as someone from the subcontinent.
He was heard on ocassion saying phrases like:

They call me the joker...

Only after you eat the hot boiled peanuts out of my "shiet"
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The family should file for workers’ compensation. That faceplant looked nasty.
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Less carbon for mother earth
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Reverse Robbery

FFA!!! START RANSACKING ALL THE SHELVES!!!
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As an advance level weapon user rule number one
If you know nothing about firearms
Do not touch it until you are in a safe place and being shown how to properly use it or have at least seen instructions on how to use it.

Also just FYI you can always tell someone never held a gun before if once in their hand they put finger on the trigger if not pull it as well and almost always aims it at either their head or someone else’s head.
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Re: Store Clerk Accidentally Shoots Himself in Alabama

As an advance level weapon user rule number one
If you know nothing about firearms
Do not touch it until you are in a safe place and being shown how to properly use it or have at least seen instructions on how to use it.

Also just FYI you can always tell someone never held a gun before if once in their hand they put finger on the trigger if not pull it as well and almost always aims it at either their head or someone else’s head.
What level of training do you consider, "advance level" (sic)?
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Re: Store Clerk Accidentally Shoots Himself in Alabama

He didn’t know what reality he was in those jobs can really take away your brain


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