Still Alive After Being Shot in the Face

CatBatMan · #61 ● 02-26-2021, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by mattersin ↗

Fuccckkkk. Give that man morphine and atavan asap

Ativan

jbell0129 · #62 ● 03-01-2021, 02:00 PM

damn turned himself from a regular bloke into cartman on southpark in 24hrs time.. DAAM!!

jbell0129 · #63 ● 03-01-2021, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by DanteAntonelli ↗

Sense of sight loss? Check
Sense of smell loss? Check
Sense of taste loss? Check
Sense of hearing loss? Check
Permanent tinnitus? Check
Permanent vertigo? Check
Horrid pain for months to come? Check
Need to commit suicide? Renewed with a vengeance!

Every time I watch something like this I truly believe there should be
a free booklet explaining the proper way to off yourself with a firearm.

Or at least give three infallible ways to do it:

Method 1.- Place the muzzle right between your eyes pointing straight towards your back and pull the trigger without jerking it.

Method 2.- Place the muzzle just behind the ear pointing straight towards the opposite side and pull the trigger without jerking it.

Method 3.- Open your mouth wide, insert muzzle into mouth pointing it at roughly 45 degrees up and pull the trigger.

I promise you will not hear the report of the firearm.

P.D.
If you ever feel the urge to commit suicide because you're a total failure, make sure you hire a hit man.

the checklist has me

dying laughing

SimoneFlen' · #64 ● 03-02-2021, 05:22 AM

chumster76 · #65 ● 03-02-2021, 09:41 AM

Oh wow it wasn’t suicide....I’m sure they will get him fixed up the best they can. Hopefully they will update his condition and post pictures.

cainmarko · #66 ● 03-02-2021, 04:18 PM

Can't even win a Darwin Award, looser. Ironic that he's to stupid to kill himself. He deserves a participation trophy at the very least.

Dodecahedron · #67 ● 03-03-2021, 12:49 AM

In the first vid it really really really looks like he took the bus to get to the hospital

But seriously. Legalised euthanasia ffs.

michael64 · #68 ● 03-03-2021, 05:06 PM

So much for his renowned pokerface!

shelly80 · #69 ● 03-03-2021, 10:57 PM

Ooooppps

DanteAntonelli · #70 ● 03-03-2021, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by Simone ↗

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Poor bloke either way, the "quality" of life after such a devastating injury is borderline torture.
I'd be considering Euthanasia the only way to go if it was me in that situation, he can't see, hear, smell, taste, chew, talk to communicate with people.
He is imprisoned inside his own body, completely detached of the exterior stimuli and only left with the sense of touch, so tragic!

Still Alive After Being Shot in the Face

Documenting Reality