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Russia - Jaywalker Dies

"Tonight in Moscow, a man decided to run across Tverskaya Street in the wrong place - it didn't work: he died on the spot, he was hit by a BMW."
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Re: Russia - Jaywalker Dies

Totally shitfaced. He didn't even try to avoid the car
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Re: Russia - Jaywalker Dies

Totally shitfaced. He didn't even try to avoid the car
OR he was running from government agents who suspected he was working for a foreign agency to try and pass legislature banning the use of oxybenzone in popular sunscreens.
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Re: Russia - Jaywalker Dies

Seems like BMW's like to hit people
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Re: Russia - Jaywalker Dies

If he had stopped on the line, he might have survived.
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Re: Russia - Jaywalker Dies

~ Obviously the guy had no depth of traffic spatial perception & had a high risk profile when it came to dangerous situations, that fatally backfired this one last time.
~ And he's never played Frogger
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The term 'jay-walker' originated with jay-drivers (the word jay meaning 'a greenhorn, or rube'[1]), people who drove horse-drawn carriages and automobiles on the wrong side of the road.
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Re: Russia - Jaywalker Dies

Nice lookin city tho
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Re: Russia - Jaywalker Dies

He came and went
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Nice lookin city tho
A very attractive place to die.
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