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08-22-2021, 03:24 PM
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 BEHEMOTH Poster Rank:53 Blue-Eyes White Dragon Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 27,527
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Russia - Jaywalker Dies
"Tonight in Moscow, a man decided to run across Tverskaya Street in the wrong place - it didn't work: he died on the spot, he was hit by a BMW."
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08-22-2021, 03:36 PM
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Re: Russia - Jaywalker Dies
Totally shitfaced. He didn't even try to avoid the car  |
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08-22-2021, 03:46 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 47,136 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 23339 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Jaywalker Dies
OR he was running from government agents who suspected he was working for a foreign agency to try and pass legislature banning the use of oxybenzone in popular sunscreens.
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08-22-2021, 03:57 PM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:11 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,161
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Re: Russia - Jaywalker Dies
Seems like BMW's like to hit people  |
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08-22-2021, 08:39 PM
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 So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:405 Join Date: May 2021 Posts: 2,965 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 38 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Jaywalker Dies
~ Obviously the guy had no depth of traffic spatial perception & had a high risk profile when it came to dangerous situations, that fatally backfired this one last time. ~ And he's never played Frogger |
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08-22-2021, 09:22 PM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:300 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,228 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1424 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Jaywalker Dies
The term 'jay-walker' originated with jay-drivers (the word jay meaning 'a greenhorn, or rube'[1]), people who drove horse-drawn carriages and automobiles on the wrong side of the road.
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