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04-23-2025, 02:47 AM
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Re: Police Officer Commits Self-Immolation Outside Lover's House
What he didn't realise was she wasn't ignoring him she had nipped to the shops  |
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04-23-2025, 03:32 AM
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 ★ Throbbing Member ★ Poster Rank:225 ICBM Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 6,347 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1372 Post(s)
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Re: Police Officer Commits Self-Immolation Outside Lover's House
Now that he's scarred for life (or what's left of it), he looks ugly AF and now she definitely won't take him back. Ask yourself: Would YOU date a charred up semi-corpse  |
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04-23-2025, 03:35 AM
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Re: Police Officer Commits Self-Immolation Outside Lover's House
It would be extra funny if it turned out that she wasn't even home. |
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04-23-2025, 06:27 AM
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Re: Police Officer Commits Self-Immolation Outside Lover's House
I can't think of a single instance, at any point in human history, where things worked out well for a person who set themselves on fire. 
__________________ A deep well of despair I found, the day my dreams came true... |
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04-23-2025, 07:15 AM
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Re: Police Officer Commits Self-Immolation Outside Lover's House
The lady living there took the expression "Fuck the police" too literally.
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04-23-2025, 09:42 AM
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Re: Police Officer Commits Self-Immolation Outside Lover's House
Please get rid of that silly emoji on his junk. We want to see it uncensored like it was intended.
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04-23-2025, 03:15 PM
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Re: Police Officer Commits Self-Immolation Outside Lover's House
That was a one sided heated argument |
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04-23-2025, 04:19 PM
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Re: Police Officer Commits Self-Immolation Outside Lover's House
Damn fool lol
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