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Re: Mexico - Beheading With Chainsaw

Dude wasn't cutting it on the landscaping crew, so he was demoted to beheadings and parts processing.
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Re: Mexico - Beheading With Chainsaw

Did he have it in reverse?

There's at least one other chainsaw beheading on here and it went way smoother.
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Re: Mexico - Beheading With Chainsaw

Just like the back of a knife through frozen butter.

Would have been better off using hedge trimmers.
Death by hedge trimmers would be a DR first, or maybe snipping fingers with pruning shears.
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Re: Mexico - Beheading With Chainsaw

They are so trash they can’t even get a decent chainsaw
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Re: Mexico - Beheading With Chainsaw

made in mexico ass chainsaw
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Re: Mexico - Beheading With Chainsaw

The Mexican chainsaw massacre
That would be one long movie.
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Re: Mexico - Beheading With Chainsaw

Fucking pathetic. The muffler is caked. Take it off and throw it into a campfire for 10 minutes. JayZus
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Re: Mexico - Beheading With Chainsaw

JFC......
What in THE absolute fuck?!? I've seen people on here decapitated quicker by a 10 year old with a fucking plastic butterknife. The Retarded Cartel in Mexico trying to behead with a Fisher-Price Chainsaw.
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Re: Mexico - Beheading With Chainsaw

“The Mexican Chainsaw Massacre” movie lasted 12 hours due to dull chainsaws.
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Re: Mexico - Beheading With Chainsaw

Did he accidentally thread a bicycle chain on that fuckin thing?
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