JavaScript and Cookies are required to view this site. Please enable both in your browser settings.
Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

Current Rating:

Unlimited Views No Ads No Algorithms Lifetime Account

Documenting Reality

Community Forum · Est. 2006

Join Now
Thread Tools
  #1  
02-11-2024, 03:14 PM
kellyhound's Avatar
kellyhound
Offline:
✝Mudderator from Hell✝
Poster Rank:11
e-mail
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 96,048
Contributions: 817
 
Mentioned: 473 Post(s)
Quoted: 10258 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
18/20 20/20
Today Posts
6/11 ssss96048
Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

Ecuador, M. N. V. was a masseuse by profession who had her place at her home located in the place where they ended her life.
thewoman.jpg
323.0 KB ·117 views
Click here to remove ›
3.36 MB ·129 views DownloadMember
23 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
AngelAssassin, booboo2718, DaveTheBassist, docfr8, fattubbashit, festernc, ggall, Gravy42, HIGHTECHDUDE, IMKB, iqjap, itchy242, jnlmerlin, laal, lrd1024, Mr.NoCredit, obelix, Ozymandias, Pam&Punky, pokerplay, sllugger, Vedderman, William May
▼ PROMO FROM DOCUMENTING REALITY
Feeling out of place? You’ll fit in here
Join Now
Hidden for upgraded members.
  #2  
02-11-2024, 03:30 PM
HIGHTECHDUDE's Avatar
HIGHTECHDUDE
Offline:
♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚
Poster Rank:265
ꓕSIꓤIꓕ∀S ϽINOᗡꓤ∀S
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 5,146
Contributions: 6
 
Mentioned: 40 Post(s)
Quoted: 1433 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
4/20 17/20
Today Posts
1/11 sssss5146
Re: Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

No happy ending for this masseuse...
11 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
docfr8, kellyhound, kobliha, LERK, Mataio, romanov1918, U.B.Hotch, WASPY, William May, x68000, Xtatic
  #3  
02-11-2024, 03:32 PM
docfr8's Avatar
docfr8
Offline:
Ph-Italian Vulpino
Poster Rank:59
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 25,372
Contributions: 1
 
Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Quoted: 3521 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
12/20 17/20
Today Posts
4/11 ssss25372
Re: Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

No happy ending for this masseuse...
Dude, we must have a similar train of thought when it comes to masseuses

Best massage ever. Full body massage, using their body.. Phuket Thailand with soap and water on an inflatable mattress, nicknamed "Soapie"

So Ive heard
4 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
HIGHTECHDUDE, kellyhound, William May, Xtatic
  #4  
02-11-2024, 04:20 PM
pokerplay
Offline:
My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR
Poster Rank:300
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 4,264
 
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Quoted: 1433 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
4/20 18/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss4264
Re: Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

if a masseuse asks if you're ticklish, wait until mid-massage to reply, ...due to some bad shellfish last night, i have explosive diarrhea. And yes, I'm ticklish.
4 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
CatBatMan, Ozymandias, William May, Xtatic
  #5  
02-11-2024, 04:27 PM
Trucked up's Avatar
Trucked up
Offline:
♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚
Poster Rank:303
MALE
Join Date: Oct 2015
Posts: 4,223
 
Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
Quoted: 668 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 11/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss4223
Re: Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

She'll be getting pretty stiff & need a rub down.
  #6  
02-11-2024, 06:12 PM
Xtatic's Avatar
Xtatic
Offline:
My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT
Poster Rank:385
Probably Male. Who knows really?
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 3,086
Contributions: 8
 
Mentioned: 8 Post(s)
Quoted: 731 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
2/20 14/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss3086
Re: Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

Ecuador, M. N. V. was a masseuse by profession who had her place at her home located in the place where they ended her life.
That’s not worded funny at all.
7 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
AngelAssassin, HIGHTECHDUDE, IMKB, kellyhound, Ozymandias, William May, x68000
  #7  
02-11-2024, 09:49 PM
AngelAssassin's Avatar
AngelAssassin
Offline:
My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT
Poster Rank:412
Female
Join Date: Oct 2015
Posts: 2,833
Contributions: 1
 
Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Quoted: 575 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 11/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss2833
Re: Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

As I was reading that, I thought it was going to say “…who had her place at her home, located in the place where she worked.”
2 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
kellyhound, Xtatic
  #8  
02-12-2024, 02:25 AM
akham's Avatar
akham
Offline:
My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR
Poster Rank:289
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 4,484
 
Mentioned: 5 Post(s)
Quoted: 874 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss4484
Re: Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

No happy ending for this masseuse...
She must have rubbed someone up the wrong way.
5 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
ajs11961, DanteAntonelli, Ozymandias, pokerplay, romanov1918
  #9  
02-13-2024, 03:21 AM
booboo2718's Avatar
booboo2718
Offline:
My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT
Poster Rank:462
Male
Join Date: Feb 2018
Posts: 2,369
 
Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Quoted: 458 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 9/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss2369
Re: Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

She must have rubbed someone the wrong way.
  #10  
02-13-2024, 03:53 AM
Xploit Machine's Avatar
Xploit Machine
Offline:
My Rank: FIRST LIEUTENANT
Poster Rank:242
Male
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 5,699
Contributions: 25
 
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Quoted: 735 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
6/20 18/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss5699
Re: Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

wat was tat, bullet-proof vest?
This User Says Fuck You to This Post:
fattubbashit


Powered by vBulletin Copyright 2000-2010 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO