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Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

Ecuador, M. N. V. was a masseuse by profession who had her place at her home located in the place where they ended her life.
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No happy ending for this masseuse...
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Re: Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

No happy ending for this masseuse...
Dude, we must have a similar train of thought when it comes to masseuses

Best massage ever. Full body massage, using their body.. Phuket Thailand with soap and water on an inflatable mattress, nicknamed "Soapie"

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if a masseuse asks if you're ticklish, wait until mid-massage to reply, ...due to some bad shellfish last night, i have explosive diarrhea. And yes, I'm ticklish.
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She'll be getting pretty stiff & need a rub down.
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Re: Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

Ecuador, M. N. V. was a masseuse by profession who had her place at her home located in the place where they ended her life.
That’s not worded funny at all.
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Re: Masseuse Found Shot and Killed by Hitmen

As I was reading that, I thought it was going to say “…who had her place at her home, located in the place where she worked.”
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No happy ending for this masseuse...
She must have rubbed someone up the wrong way.
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She must have rubbed someone the wrong way.
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wat was tat, bullet-proof vest?
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