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● 11-13-2025, 01:38 PM
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat

I didn't laugh
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat

I’ll bet he didn’t even leave a tip
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat

Fantastic!

Dinner and a show. What a treat!
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat

Dung dung dung DING “Attention now serving dead meat extra ketchup aisle 1. REPEAT Isle 1
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat

somebody shouldve kicked his ass.
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat

Would you like fries with that?
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat

Could anyone tell whether he had his instrument of death with him when he came in or did he grab it off the counter?
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat

What a selfish piece of shit.
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat

a red light walks into a bar, bartender says, i need you to stop.
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