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He kicked the bucket.
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat

Wow... He must have been served the worst meal in the world to react like that.
Also - That bell sound when he collapses!
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat

Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat
You gave away the punchline...
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat

Now that's not something I've ever seen being served at a sushi restaurant What an asshole to ruin people's day like that. Especially at dinner too. If he didn't kill himself someone should have definitely made sure he was done. Don't want him to do a repeat performance
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"Excuse me, where is your bleeding section?"
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Fuck I can never get how people do this shit. I can barely jump into a cold pool or rip off a bandaid
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat

A bad review would have been adequate
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"Hey lao, don't just stand there. Take that carcass back to the freezer. "
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat

a red light walks into a bar, bartender says, i need you to stop.
I don't think its appropriate to make light of the situation.
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat

You might say he lived on the edge.
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