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11-13-2025, 01:38 PM
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Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat
Mong La, Myanmar
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11-13-2025, 01:45 PM
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat
I didn't laugh
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11-13-2025, 01:50 PM
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat
I’ll bet he didn’t even leave a tip
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11-13-2025, 01:56 PM
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat
Fantastic! Dinner and a show. What a treat! |
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11-13-2025, 02:24 PM
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat
Dung dung dung DING “Attention now serving dead meat extra ketchup aisle 1. REPEAT Isle 1
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11-13-2025, 04:05 PM
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat
Would you like fries with that?
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11-13-2025, 04:06 PM
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat
Could anyone tell whether he had his instrument of death with him when he came in or did he grab it off the counter?
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11-13-2025, 05:41 PM
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat
What a selfish piece of shit.
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11-13-2025, 07:14 PM
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Re: Man Walks Into a Restaurant, Slits His Throat
a red light walks into a bar, bartender says, i need you to stop.
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