[fred5079]

"Here's Johnny "

[Bletch]

That store has an amazing assortment of stuff for sale

[Nofx99]

If I even sat on that chair it would instantly shatter into 100 pieces. And I'm skinny as hell

[weekendpyro]

Watto from The Phantom Menace gave him the inspiration to open his own store

[DaveTheBassist]

Originally Posted by Necrotic Bowel ↗

I swear I don’t see any blood. How the fuck do you hit someone that many times with an axe and not draw blood?

That dude is the weakest axe murderer in history. I don’t care how dull the blade is, just the blunt force alone should be enough to cause an open wound of some sort. What a pussy.

I was thinking the same thing. Didn't see any on the ground but you can see blood spewing from his mouth near the end.

[kilyurselph]

Dude, what the fuck? He had zero survival instinct. None. That was practically an assisted suicide. I also see some comments saying he was asleep but it looks like he was writing on something in his lap.

Going by his response, or lack of one rather, it was probably a "10 reasons why I wish someone would just kill me already" list.

[kellyhound]

uploaded the longer and slightly better version
Guy remains sitting there waiting for further blows

[Tyrantus]

Originally Posted by mothmon ↗

Slowest. Most sluggish. Axe-Murder. Victim. EVER Dude was just completely torpid, not even having the ambition to cry out, shift his position or do anything but lay there and bleed as a heavy axe head shattered his world Fascinating.

There wasn't anything he could do. Having cognitive issues and not being able to voluntarily control your movement after taking an axe to the frontal lobe is perfectly normal.


He was probably knocked out and essentially on autopilot right after that 2nd hit. His arm flailing out like it did initially, looked like the fencer response and is the first sign brain damage has occurred. We then see his wrists start turning inwards which signals the transition to decorticate posturing, and with proper medical care, you can actually come back from this...

Unfortunately for this guy, right after the dog made its debut, we see him transition to the more serious deceberate posturing, which means irreversible brain damage has occurred and you're pretty much fucked. If he hadn't already been sitting we would've seen him tip over with that first hit. The fencing response:

[Epicurean]

He does seem to be rather unbothered by the whole affair.

[Asmodeeussss]

dude kinda looks like Michael Myers from far lol