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05-17-2024, 05:41 AM
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Re: Man Sitting in Chair Gets Axed to Death
Just sit there and let some mad cunt axe you to death why dont ya
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05-17-2024, 06:01 AM
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Re: Man Sitting in Chair Gets Axed to Death
Dude had some mad chair-sitting skills. No fight in him whatsoever but he sure could balance in a chair under any circumstance. Ain't that something....  |
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05-17-2024, 06:01 AM
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Re: Man Sitting in Chair Gets Axed to Death
I have been warning of the 'Curse of the Plastic Chairs' for months now.
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05-17-2024, 08:54 AM
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Re: Man Sitting in Chair Gets Axed to Death
What the hell did I just watch? If you cant be bothered to defend yourelf, you deserve your fate.  |
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05-17-2024, 09:23 AM
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Re: Man Sitting in Chair Gets Axed to Death
I’d still recommend the machete, unless your opponent decides to not lift a hand in defense - then, just about any bladed implement will suffice.
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05-17-2024, 10:04 AM
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Re: Man Sitting in Chair Gets Axed to Death
I think he was sleeping or jacking off to Documenting Reality on his phone, didn't notice crazed Jack Nicholson with an axe angry he couldn't order toast.
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05-17-2024, 11:01 AM
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Re: Man Sitting in Chair Gets Axed to Death
Does this have to do with the choice of sitting in a pink chair? Don't axe me, I don't know.
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05-17-2024, 11:19 AM
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Re: Man Sitting in Chair Gets Axed to Death
Slowest. Most sluggish. Axe-Murder. Victim. EVER  Dude was just completely torpid, not even having the ambition to cry out, shift his position or do anything but lay there and bleed as a heavy axe head shattered his world Fascinating. I normally don't watch murder videos of victims I know nothing about, whether they're innocent or not, but the horror movie fan in me sees "AXE!" in a topic title here and I simply must click on it. How often do we get axe maniac videos on DR so they should always be opened and cherished  |
