[-NocturnalPulse-]

Man, poor kitty

[Spiffyfable]

Man....

That's how you Fuck someone up!

[ellysuax3]

Excellent find!

[Mr.Angel]

I googled Mandible. Ah Haha!

[theresyourtrouble]

When you think you’ve seen every cat video on the interwebs

[Brynjar]

Originally Posted by ScottUK ↗

8 out of 10 owners say their cats prefer fresh human brain

meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow... Cats ask for it by name.

[Brynjar]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherIdiot ↗

I have said it in a previous thread;

My friend who is a mortician wrote a book called “will my cat eat my eyeballs” which is a series of questions (from children), from her previous book tours.

Spoiler alert... yes, your cat will eat you, as once you shuffle off the mortal coil, you swiftly turn from “a can opener with ears” into quickly tenderizing meat.

Cats are survivors, they will live in even the most horrible circumstances (watch the TV show Hoarders).

They will start with your lips, webbing between your hands, eyelids and nose as they are the easiest to chew off.

Cats will get in your face while you're asleep and steal your breath, for real.

[Brynjar]

I bet the poor girl won't smack talk him again!!

[JustAnotherIdiot]

Originally Posted by Brynjar ↗

Cats will get in your face while you're asleep and steal your breath, for real.

Uhh. I don’t know if you are joking or not here... just in case you’re not...

that’s an old wives tail from kittens who were attracted to the milk breath of babies

[SimoneFlen']

I've just added a translation from an article + some photos to my post here: https://www.documentingreality.com/f...8/#post6641775

I will continue searching for more + post what I find.