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03-09-2020, 06:42 PM
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Re: Man Shoots Girl's Mandible Off*
I have said it in a previous thread; My friend who is a mortician wrote a book called “will my cat eat my eyeballs” which is a series of questions (from children), from her previous book tours. Spoiler alert... yes, your cat will eat you, as once you shuffle off the mortal coil, you swiftly turn from “a can opener with ears” into quickly tenderizing meat. Cats are survivors, they will live in even the most horrible circumstances (watch the TV show Hoarders). They will start with your lips, webbing between your hands, eyelids and nose as they are the easiest to chew off. |
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03-09-2020, 08:20 PM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,253
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Re: Man Shoots Girl's Mandible Off*
Consider it done!
__________________ "I'd give the world for the chance just to see your face again. Still I pretend that you're still standing by." |
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03-09-2020, 08:21 PM
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Re: Man Shoots Girl's Mandible Off*
Would like to know what happened. Domestic violence situation? How many dead? Did she survive? I can’t tell in the hospital morgue bondage ER room.  |
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03-09-2020, 08:52 PM
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What the Muther ÷ Fuck is this shit Minka?  |
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03-09-2020, 08:54 PM
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Re: Man Shoots Girl's Mandible Off*
My Maine **** is 20 pounds of muscle, no fat! He wouldn't kill anything, in the picture he is just playing with a small Amish child he snatched from down the block, he let them go home eventually. He doesn't hunt, but if I try to take him to the veterinarian, he shows me who is boss. 20 lbs of pissed puttie cat is like a wild wolverine or worse...
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03-09-2020, 10:53 PM
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Re: Man Shoots Girl's Mandible Off*
I love cats. I eat Chinese whenever I can.
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