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11-25-2020, 05:34 PM
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Man, with Semen in His Pants, Hanged Himself from an Avocado Tree
W N alias J.(23) entangled his neck with a green nylon rope and hanged himself from an avocado tree," said the priest, Wednesday (25/11). E, 35, seeing the hanging body immediately notified the other residents so that they flocked to the location to witness the scene. The number of motorists who stopped to see caused traffic to be congested. A Police Identification Unit also visited the scene and from the identification process it was known that the victim's feet were about 120 centimeters away from the ground. On the body of the victim, there were no signs of physical violence, while in his pants, there were traces of semen, police told. To ascertain the cause of death, the victim's body was brought directly the Community Health Center. From an external examination, no physical violence was found. The victim's body was found limp but not stiff, so the doctor concluded that the victim was hanged himself. The reason why the victim hanged himself is still under investigation. However, the victim's family refused to do an autopsy and made a statement that the victim died because of hanging himself. The body has been returned to the family for burial. |
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11-25-2020, 06:23 PM
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Re: Man, with Semen in His Pants, Hanged Himself from an Avocado Tree
By the look of the pants it was one of the Brady boys...maybe Peter...
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11-25-2020, 08:50 PM
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Re: Man, with Semen in His Pants, Hanged Himself from an Avocado Tree
Another senseless Covid death
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11-25-2020, 11:41 PM
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Re: Man, with Semen in His Pants, Hanged Himself from an Avocado Tree
 You heard it here first folks, this is what $150k+ in student loan debt and 13 years of medical training gets you, the ability to unravel mysteries that us simple folk couldn't possibly begin to understand. Also, on a kind of related note, do they always check for semen when people are hung? |
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11-26-2020, 12:03 AM
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Re: Man, with Semen in His Pants, Hanged Himself from an Avocado Tree
Auto erotic asphyxiation?  It would explain the semen, I'm guessing..
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11-26-2020, 01:53 AM
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Re: Man, with Semen in His Pants, Hanged Himself from an Avocado Tree
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11-26-2020, 02:38 AM
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Re: Man, with Semen in His Pants, Hanged Himself from an Avocado Tree
BLM will try to say he was lynched. And he was a good boy   |
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11-26-2020, 07:33 AM
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Re: Man, with Semen in His Pants, Hanged Himself from an Avocado Tree
He came and went at the same time.
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11-26-2020, 10:57 AM
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Re: Man, with Semen in His Pants, Hanged Himself from an Avocado Tree
ikr. we all come here, click this post expecting to see some pants chock full of semen, and you can't even see it from this distance. But I would have those pants dry cleaned before the funeral.
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