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Well, the cat stayed in, but still had Chinese for dinner.
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or bought them a boat.
A boat? Bite your tongue! Everybody knows if it flies, floats or fucks...RENT, don't buy!
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A boat? Bite your tongue! Everybody knows if it flies, floats or fucks...RENT, don't buy!
Your cats have absolutely zero interest in your finances, as long as the boat shows up! Cats are as good at economics and thriftiness as they are at bricklaying!
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Ok, The second video really pisses me off. Of course he had to be some idiot american tourist. Shouting, "shoot it; shoot it goddammit!"
No - shoot YOU, motherfucker.
I'm glad the Indians weren't listening to him.
Unlike this lion or most other countries tourists, American tourists will give you a big tip if you let them chew below the waistline.
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King of Beasts meets King of Motherfucking Idiots
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Ok, The second video really pisses me off. Of course he had to be some idiot american tourist. Shouting, "shoot it; shoot it goddammit!"
No - shoot YOU, motherfucker.
I'm glad the Indians weren't listening to him.
Agreed. But WTAF? Indians? I hear Spanish being spoken. Could this have happened in a CA or SA country?
I can’t find anything on this. When did it happen?
Anyone with actual info?
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The bloody Romans used to pay to see that....
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I can read cat minds.
She wants pancakes!
Haha! She's obsessed with cheese, so that's probably what takes up 90% of her thoughts!
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

Well MY CAT only eats Fancy Feast.

And what if that pop pop pop is gunfire? What? A cap gun. Sounds British accent and I don”t think guns/firearms are easily obtainable across the pond. And if shoot it shoot it shoot it, well FUCK that. Shoot him him him. I know that I heard a few pleas to “just cut it off” from the idiot victim
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Re: Man Being Eaten Alive by a Lion

agreed

the guy brought this to himself, probably he went up there just to showing off to his friends or just simply to annoy the lion.

There're many assholes like this in the zoo. In my case I saw a kid slap a chained eagle or people just throw stuffs at crocodiles.

The lion suffered enough for being caged. At least he get a decent snack this time.
My mom, who I admit was trash, joked about teasing the lions at the zoo by throwing ice at them. At 10 years old, I thought, “WTF is wrong with you?”

She died by kidney failure from alcoholism. Terrible to say, but she did my son a favor as she killed herself before he was born.

Maybe my f’d up mom is why I watch DR???
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