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The guy with all the blood on him reminded me of the movie Carrie
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Ok, The second video really pisses me off. Of course he had to be some idiot american tourist. Shouting, "shoot it; shoot it goddammit!"
No - shoot YOU, motherfucker.
I'm glad the Indians weren't listening to him.
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20lb is crazy! My little Flen' is a fraction of that, we reckon she's about 2lb, she's tiny!

Thanks Simone, we've always wanted to see a pic of your PUSSY. You have a beautiful pussy! Looks more like maybe 7 lbs.
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Thanks Simone, we've always wanted to see a pic of your PUSSY. You have a beautiful pussy! Looks more like maybe 7 lbs.
Eurgh, that's gross, haha!

Nah, she's definitely nowhere near 7lbs - both my children weighed little over that amount + Flen's light as a feather in comparison!

I couldn't cope with a 20lb cat like yours. I've got arthritis in my thumbs + trigger finger in my 'ring finger', so wouldn't be able to scoop Flen' up so easily, haha!
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Ok, The second video really pisses me off. Of course he had to be some idiot american tourist. Shouting, "shoot it; shoot it goddammit!"
No - shoot YOU, motherfucker.
I'm glad the Indians weren't listening to him.
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My cat does this game of reaching under the bathroom door and try to claw me thru the crack
I guarantee you, your cat wishes he was bigger, and that YOU were Chinese.
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In (Hindustan?/Brapzillia?/Kalifornia?) Pussy Eats YOU!

Just like my 20 lb Maine **** pussy, if you don't give him EXACTLY the uber-expensive food he wants he gets violent. My two cats are so damn spoiled they won't eat anything except certain Sheba flavors or Star-Kist tuna. But I figure it is less expensive than if they were mainlining heroin or demanding dancing lessons...
Or if you let them drive the car, or bought them a boat.
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20lb is crazy! My little Flen' is a fraction of that, we reckon she's about 2lb, she's tiny!

I can read cat minds.
She wants pancakes!
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