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~ A Jewish Rabbi, A Christian Priest, & a Muslim Imam Minister walk into a 'juice' bar arguing amongst each other about whose religion is the correct true religion.
~ So the bartender asks them that maybe they should just take turns explaining how/why their religion is the true religion.
~ So the bartender asks the Rabbi first & the Rabbi replies, "Everybody Hurts", that's why we circumcise so one can get used to the pain.
~ Next the bartender asks the Priest & the Priest replies, "Everybody Heals!"
~ Last of all is the Muslim Minister, whose scrunitized reply is being greatly anticipated, so he switfully replies, "That's All You Need To Know. Everybody Hurts & Everybody Heals"