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05-13-2022, 03:36 PM
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Re: ~Man Almost Made It Across The Street~
I Have Gotta Admit, That Shit Was Just Too Funny. Peripheral Vision My Ass. This Asian Forest Gump Had It Coming In SPADES"" I mean He Is Crossing A Fucking FREEWAY*** The Car Stops And Her Squeals Are Perfect**Like He Looks At The Car **Like Oh A Car*What The?? Hmm Thats Odd** Where Did That Come From**Oh My***..Ok Ill Just Keep Walking Now...Doo Dee Doo.....**Hmm What Is That**?? **SPLAMMO**If You Notice Carefully This Was Just The First Segment Of Highway He Was Then Gonna Cross A Large Midsection To Then Try And Cross The Other Segment Of Highway. Incredible That This Dumb Bastard Made It To The Age He Did With That Set Of Life Skills. This is The Guy Who Litterely Walks Off A Building Or Off A Cliff Or Into A Giant Buzzsaw Or A Log Splitter or Plays With Fallen Power Lines Just Hundreds Of Everday Things Should Have Taken Him Out For Years And Years. Life Is Truly Fucking Fascinating To Watch |