[happy camper]

The drivers name was
Geppetto.

[William May]

Originally Posted by victoria1989 ↗

I may be dumb . But I have never heard of these squirrel elements?

No, you are NOT dumb! Squirrel Elements have carefully camouflaged their nefarious activities regarding falling trees and tree branches, to shield themselves from the inevitable justice that would prevail if their machinations were discovered and confirmed. Their plots were discovered, analyzed, and then confirmed by dedicated and specially trained operatives, notably individuals who received specialized technical training at such schools as the Colombian School of Forensic Science and Plumbing.

We are quite certain that our accuracy rate, after careful investigation, and long and thoughtful analysis while inebriated, is nearly 99%.

[William May]

Originally Posted by happy camper ↗

The drivers name was
Geppetto.

I think that was the car he was driving, a 2014 Geppetto.