[MustangSam]

Killed him, and buried him at the same time, efficient.

[Xtatic]

[docfr8]

Fuck.... It was his time I guess

[jbell0129]

got some serious bad luck

[newjerseydeevil]

Originally Posted by Juujigun ↗

Life lessons learned on the internet:

- Stay away from giant rollers and presses.

- Don't get taken alive by people who'd prefer you're dead.

- Never trust anyone wearing a motorcycle helmet who is not on a motorcycle or scooter. Keep one eye on anyone who is and always be prepared to shoot back, duck, or run.

- Crosswalks are not force fields.

- Don't try to catch heavy ass shit. Just get out of the way and let it fall.

- Don't walk or stand under heavy ass machinery. Just assume it could come down at any moment.

Not riding 2 wheelers

Not hanging out in questionable neighborhoods

Selective socialization

Theme parks in less than first world nations (or none at all if you wanna go that conservative).

also knocks out about 30% of potential doom and misery scenarios.

[kellyhound]

like the hammer of Thor. Wouldn't be walking there with that giant beam directly above my head.

[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by Do You Like Worms ↗

Wrong place wrong time.

Wrong pins used on the concrete boom pump arm.

[samcws]

Originally Posted by Do You Like Worms ↗

Wrong place wrong time.

Its like the grim reaper was standing near the victim like a supervisor telling the operator "wait...wait...wait...almost...somemore...NOW! !"

[koipin]

Bop!

[Pyramid_Head]

That fucking thing ninja chopped his ass.