[VileGirl]

One thing I would never choose: fire for my suicide..

But also, his kids still can’t eat now…

[Necrotic Bowel]

No wonder he was such fun at parties

[Mr.NoCredit]

The feel sorry for me mind frame before you light yourself on fire.

[Charlemagne]

Originally Posted by stanmarsh ↗

I don't think the bystander realized that using a jacket to fan the flames is quite different from using one to smother them.

Cracks me up watching them whip the fried skin off in these videos.

[ironmike]

Originally Posted by Skeebow ↗

It blows my mind how all these self-immolators can stand upright for so long. I'd be rolling on the ground crying like a bitch within 5 seconds for sure.

I burned my hand taking food out of the oven. Small burn, about the size of a postage stamp. I screamed. My wife ran into the kitchen, she thought I must have just cut my arm off. She said "You'll yelled like that for this??? Pussy!!!"

[Bletch]

Allahu Akbar oh allahu akbar

[felixhelix420]

Couldn't feed his family, so he had a big fkn barbecue

[William May]

Too bad he didn't take a Mullah with him.

[MikeyP]

"I'll take my dad, medium-well. Thank you."

[stanmarsh]

Originally Posted by ironmike ↗

I burned my hand taking food out of the oven. Small burn, about the size of a postage stamp. I screamed.

Third degree burns are not painful because the nerve endings get destroyed. I can't imagine what the previous two stages must have been like.