[Tyrantus]

"Can I have everyone's attention please?! I'm a terrible person and father who cant even feed his kids, so I'm just going to abandon them in the most obnoxious way possible, because even in a shithole of a town like this, someone will surely record my actions here today and share it on internet so my kids will be further traumatized by them and bullied when the video inevitably gets memed on. Did I mention I'm a terrible person? *lights self on fire* oh yeah, free Palestine."

[Dwarvenforged]

Originally Posted by kellyhound ↗

Should iran or should i stay. He did the latter.

Kuwait a minuet.

[tiduspr]

Stupidest thing in the world is risking yourself to try to save someone that wants to die.

[DanteAntonelli]

Daddy's so hot! Yummy!

[-NocturnalPulse-]

Originally Posted by stanmarsh ↗

I don't think the bystander realized that using a jacket to fan the flames is quite different from using one to smother them.

He didn’t wanna fuck up his jacket

[-NocturnalPulse-]

Stayed standing for a good minute. That fire extinguisher was a piece of shit though

[Bletch]

No virgins for you

[tecumseh35]

Now if we could only convince the rest of the country to o the same.

[Loopville]

Impressive that he could still take a few steps while alight.

[TheUrinator]

That dude had balls almost as big as DocF8s.

Almost.