[HYPRTCKR]

Originally Posted by gimlet ↗

I've wrecked my (quite impressive) balls on a bicycle crossbar stopping too suddenly. My head did not explode.

If you are trying to fuck with us (me anyway) denying a vehicle did this, you are doing a good job!

~ The main cause of this is usually when the bike's front brakes are too tight and the back brakes are too loose, causing the front end of the bike to lock in place while the back end lifts up.
~ Having his pants snag while falling forward made him make a faster sharper fall forward and also made the head impact on the pavement with greater force

[Brynjar]

Originally Posted by pokerplay ↗

Did someone press the red button on his forehead? Always wondered what that thing did.

"In case of emergency, push red button between the eyes."