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08-14-2021, 07:03 PM
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India: Bicyclists Brains Painted Across the Pavement
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08-14-2021, 07:10 PM
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Re: India: Bicyclists Brains Painted Across the Pavement
He has been given one fuck of a wedgie.
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08-14-2021, 07:53 PM
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Re: India: Bicyclists Brains Painted Across the Pavement
Vehicle vs. Injun and Bicycle = Vehicle Wins  |
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08-14-2021, 10:17 PM
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Re: India: Bicyclists Brains Painted Across the Pavement
~ Bicycle does not show major signs of damage, other than seat twisted & flattened. ~ Bicyclist must have stopped too suddenly and his trousers got snagged by the bike seat. The awkward sudden impact of hitting his head caused the extensive brain damage extruding forward from his head, because of no helmet. ~ A vehicle impact was not to blame for this, he may have however been 'trying to prevent an impact' that caused this unintentional head injury suicide/accident. ~ The main cause of this is usually when the bike's front brakes are too tight and the back brakes are too loose, causing the front end of the bike to lock in place while the back end lifts up. ~ Having his pants snag while falling forward made him make a faster sharper fall forward and also made the head impact on the pavement with greater force |
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08-14-2021, 10:24 PM
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Re: India: Bicyclists Brains Painted Across the Pavement
I've wrecked my (quite impressive) balls on a bicycle crossbar stopping too suddenly. My head did not explode. If you are trying to fuck with us (me anyway) denying a vehicle did this, you are doing a good job! |
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08-15-2021, 12:42 AM
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Re: India: Bicyclists Brains Painted Across the Pavement
Curry, anyone? |
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08-15-2021, 03:32 AM
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Re: India: Bicyclists Brains Painted Across the Pavement
Did your balls recover or did your balls have to be amputated?  |
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08-15-2021, 05:50 AM
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Re: India: Bicyclists Brains Painted Across the Pavement
Did someone press the red button on his forehead? Always wondered what that thing did.
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08-15-2021, 06:35 AM
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Re: India: Bicyclists Brains Painted Across the Pavement
Paint the town red, they said.
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