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My only explanation is under water currents.
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Got a bit raunchy there when he had him butt naked in the vertical 69 position
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So why wouldn't holding him upside down not get the water out of his lungs? Is there some check valve that stops it?
You don't die from water inside the lungs. As soon as the water, or anything else, touches the inside of the lungs, they close up, all the little breathing holes, the alveoli, and your body stops you dumping carbon dioxide out. You die of co2 poisoning, not through lack of oxygen.
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Belay that last bit, I was remembering what makes you desperate to breathe, co2, it is not that which actually kills you. Oxygen starvation and brain damage does that.
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It's A Malaysian Condition Known As, "phedo-assphilia"!

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Just seems he was trying too hard to get his pants off...
I was thinking the same thing. Like the local pedo waits all day by the lake for a drowning... "I got this one!!!" *everyone stands around confused while he rips off kid's pants and strokes upside down butt for 10 min*
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Yes we can save him hang him upside down, jiggle him so the water comes out? Yes cpr he would be ok sad...
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didn't rub the ass cheek hard enough to save him.
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POOR KID DIDNT DIE FROM DROWNING, HE DIED FROM A MASSIVE BRAIN HEMORAGE CAUSED BY VIOLENT SHAKING ! WORST CASE OF CPR I HAVE EVER WITNESSED, LOOKED MORE LIKE A FUCKING PEDO FILM ! IGNORANT CUNTS COULD HAVE SAVED HIM FOR SURE IF THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING !
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