Hitmen Walk into a Bar and Kill Three People

[docfr8]

Why raise the weapon in the air like the "Liberty Statue"

[Ozymandias]

Originally Posted by docfr8

Why raise the weapon in the air like the "Liberty Statue"

i was thinking about this too, maybe he likes to see their faces before he wreaks havoc & that is a motion to amp up the people's anxiety

or he just wants to feel cool.

[William May]

Originally Posted by HIGHTECHDUDE

I thought this was gonna be one of those "Guy walks into a bar" jokes...

A guy walks into a bar and sits next to a hitman who charges $10,000 a bullet —

The man says "Aren't you the guy who charges 10k per bullet?" The hitman replies "Yeah, thats me." The man says "I have a job for you. I've got 20k to spare, and I found out my wife was cheating on me with my best friend. I want you to shoot my wife in the head, and my friend in the penis." The hitman accepts the offer, and the man gives him the name of the hotel they are staying at.

They both arrive at the hotel, and climb to the roof of a building next to it. The hitman aims at the window of the wife's hotel room. The man says to the hitman "Why are you taking so long? Go ahead and take the shots!" The hitman says, "Be patient. I'm trying to save you $10,000."

Yeah, I too, thought it was the intro to a joke, and there was gonna be a Priest and a Rabbi, too!

Silly me!

[akham]

Originally Posted by William May

Yeah, I too, thought it was the intro to a joke, and there was gonna be a Priest and a Rabbi, too!

Closely followed by a Man from Nantucket ...

[aproactivecampr]

South America is a shit show

[photo2uj]

Originally Posted by aproactivecampr

South America is a shit show

Not all of South of America is a shit show. Unlike the the South of the US. Lowest American standard of living with a huge drug problem. By the way, all that inbreeding within the white trailer trash is the cause for the lack of education. Mexico is not in South America. Boludo.

[Gore Whore]

With a pencil??

A fucking pencil?



If you've seen John wick you get it

[MikeyP]

Originally Posted by akham

Closely followed by a Man from Nantucket ...

I knew the man from Nantucket...... a real hit with the ladies, he was.

[DanteAntonelli]

Hitmen Walk into a Bar...

Sounds like the beginning of a joke.

[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by Abor

These are targeted attacks. In the US the shooter would just spray everyone.

You can buy surplus ammo in bulk in America, if you're buying by the box you can go to your local Walmart, good luck doing that in Mexico, they have it pretty hard getting ammo.

An American will burn through several boxes of different calibers on a regular shooting range session, (A mixture of rifle and pistol/revolver ammo).

A Mexican guy would be lucky to burn more than 4 boxes of their allowed calibers a month and will be shooting in the desert, forest or in the mountains where LEOs are far away, there are no shooting ranges for regular civilians in that shit hole country, moreover, they can't use 9mm and upwards nor military rifle calibers.

They're fu&^ed!